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Your Mum Jokes

These page is dedicated to the art of your mum jokes which are proving very popular thses days (sorry if they cause offence and do actually relate to your mum.)
These jokes can be dedicated to the mysterious harriet alexandria lowes.

  • You mum is so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctors gave her 14 years to live.
  • Your mum is so fat she has to fly cargo class
  • Your mum is so fat she wakes up in sections
  • Your mum is so fat the weather agency name her farts.
  • Your mum is so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion.
  • Your mum is so fat when she has sex she gives directions
  • Your mum is so fat she qualifies for group insurance
  • Your mum is so fat she had her ears pieced with a harpoon.
  • On your mums driving license picture it says continued on the other side.
  • Your mum is so fat she gets shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
  • Your mum is so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
  • Your mum is so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
  • Your mum is so fat  her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
  • Your mum is so fat she uses a matress for a tampon.
  • Your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it says to be continued...
  • Your mum is so fat she got baptized at Sea World.

 

  • Your mum is so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
  • Your mum is so poor when people ring her door she says "ding".
  • Your mum is so poor she wrestles squirrels for peanuts.
  • Your mum is so poor she cant even afford to pay attention.
  • Your mum is so poor she goes to KFC to lick peoples fingers.
  • Your mum is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
  • Your mum is so poor she has to save up to be poor.
  • Your mum has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail.

 

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