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- You mum is so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctors gave her 14 years
to live.
- Your mum is so fat she has to fly cargo class
- Your mum is so fat she wakes up in sections
- Your mum is so fat the weather agency name her farts.
- Your mum is so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion.
- Your mum is so fat when she has sex she gives directions
- Your mum is so fat she qualifies for group insurance
- Your mum is so fat she had her ears pieced with a harpoon.
- On your mums driving license picture it says continued on the other side.
- Your mum is so fat she gets shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
- Your mum is so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
- Your mum is so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
- Your mum is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
- Your mum is so fat she uses a matress for a tampon.
- Your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it says to be continued...
- Your mum is so fat she got baptized at Sea World.
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- Your mum is so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
- Your mum is so poor when people ring her door she says "ding".
- Your mum is so poor she wrestles squirrels for peanuts.
- Your mum is so poor she cant even afford to pay attention.
- Your mum is so poor she goes to KFC to lick peoples fingers.
- Your mum is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Your mum is so poor she has to save up to be poor.
- Your mum has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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